Goodbye Montreal, Hello Paris!My last few days in Montreal were super charged. I thought I would have time to do a little visiting or a little lazing around, alas, that was not to be. Between having to be home to welcome the hordes of hungry buyers come to rid us of our 'stuff', taking care of last minute administrative hassles, cleaning up, sorting through papers, photos and clothes, I didn't have a minute to spare.
I was leaving early evening on the Friday, so I had designated the Thursday evening for friends and the Wednesday evening with my love from whom I was to be separated for a whole month :/So for our last night together, also my last experience of dining out in Montreal, Remi surprised me by taking me to a restaurant we had read reviews about a few months earlier and vowed to try but never got around to it. The restaurant in question is
Troika on Crescent St. A little on the pricey side but the food (especially the meat!) was delicious. With Russian/French fusion food on the menu, I chose the 'Table d'Hote' which consists of an entree (meat pirojki that I shared with Remi), a main course (beef stroganoff which was amazingly melt-in-your-mouth delicious), and finally a beautiful (and big) slice of mousse cake which I also shared with my love. Remi knew he would be sharing my meal and so he only ordered a main course... I can't remember what it was called but it looked mighty impressive and involved beef, foie gras, and some sort of alcohol... Cognac maybe. So ... in short, the food was delicious and the restaurant
highly recommended :)
The last night with friends was very enjoyable with a higher than expected turnout and some good laughs. Unfortunately Clem and Amaury got their bikes stolen before the end of the night, but Clem is a lot like Shane in that 'bad luck' department.
On Friday morning, Remi and I set out to the Bagel Cafe on Mont-Royal for my last taste of fresh
St-Viateur bagels, not to be missed. We got home around 12.30 and I started to get myself organised for my trip. I finished packing ten minutes before the cab was due to arrive, perfect timing. I was a little frazzled by that time, but more at the prospect of being separated from
Remi for a month than at the thought of moving to France, although after
my experience at
Heathrow some years ago, I was not looking forward to tackling
Charles de Gaulle airport!
Goodbyes were teary on my part and the walk through customs was weird for an international flight... nobody stamped my passport to say that I was leaving Canada, so I have no idea how they keep track. Add to that no entry stamp in France due to my being a European passport holder and I have no idea how one proves that one left Canada on such and such a date. Weird.
I flew to Paris with
Zoom Airlines, a Toronto based charter airline. The price is budget, part of the basis for my choice, but also you can buy a one-way ticket easily and it's half the price of a return ticket, which is the way it should be everywhere but oddly enough isn't. I paid 565 Canadian dollars, tax included, for a first class seat. The service was better than any airline I have travelled in over the last few years, and they even gave out meals, drinks, newspapers with wipes to clean the ink off your hands when you're done, a travel kit, lots of stuff I hadn't seen for years in the air. Zoom Airlines, highly recommended then.
Although I flew through the night (7 hours flight but a 6 hour time difference between Montreal and France) I didn't sleep a wink. I watched
Madagascar,
The Interpreter and some other crappy movie.
I believe Charles de Gaulle airport is designed to make people not want to go to Paris. Our plane landed at Terminal 3 and parked in a designated space off the runway. Just like in Vienna, you make your way down the stairs from the aircraft and across the tarmac to an awaiting shuttle that takes you to the terminal's main building. A pain in the ass if you have a lot to carry but at least up to this point you don't have your checked in bags so it's still workable. You breeze through the passport checkpoint when you present your European passport and make your way to baggage claim to watch the belt roll by empty for at least 45 minutes. Finally your bag is in sight and you struggle to offload all 24 kilos off the belt... no no, don't expect anyone to help you, after all this is Paris. BUT at least the trolleys are free :)
Through customs... Nothing to declare or something to declare, I realised it made no difference since all customs officers apparently considered themselves off-duty and were huddled to one side of the area chatting. Out into the foggy early morning air, I knew I had to find a way to get to Terminal 2 where I was to be boarding a
TGV (Tres Grande Vitesse train) to Lyons. There were panels everywhere with symbols on them but if you don't know what the symbols mean, for example a pink square with a number 5 in it, well you're pretty much screwed.
I followed the one symbol I figured was hard to misinterpret... the arrow. The walk seemed very long... out in the open at first along the carpark, and then through a tunnel and out in the open again, across a road, when you finally spot another building. But no no, it's not Terminal 2. What it is is a train (RER) and bus station. I go inside and ask the guy if this is the TGV station. No, for
the TGV you have to go back outside and take bus number 5 (hence the pink square!!) to the TGV station at terminal 2.
I go back outside and lign up with all the other passengers laden with suitcases and bags and some also laden with children. I tell you, this is the perfect scenario after a sleepless night - I forgot to mention that by then my hands were all swollen due to heavy bags, lack of sleep and possibly air and temperature changes... they were very painful and I had very little grip left in them.
The bus/shuttle finally arrives. There is no ramp to make it easier to get on with a suitcase, in fact there is a little step. Once inside, there is hardly any room for all the suitcases and people the shuttle should be designed to transport. The aisles are extremely narrow so you can't just wheel your case down the middle. The driver is not very well versed in the art of smooth driving, so it's sudden braking all the way along our trajectory. She stops once to yell at some kid and kick him off the bus, I later realise he's a pickpocket and shit now I'm in Paris I have to be careful...
There are pickpockets everywhere at the airport.
About 5 stops and lots of people struggling to get off later, I finally arrive at my destination to find the bus drops you off on the other side of the road, so now you have to tackle the step to get off the bus, the step to get onto the road to cross (again no ramp) and the other step on the other side to get back on to the pavement. When you get there, you look down through the glass windows to see what? You guessed it, a freakin' staircase. I curse and struggle a little longer with my luggage (backpack charged with laptop, chargers, cds, etc., camera bag charged with camera, charger, cables, cds, etc., handbag charged with cd player, money, jumper, scarf, books, etc., and 24 kilo suitcase as mentioned above) and finally find an elevator... but you then have to wait about 5 trips of the elevator to finally get enough room to board.
I finally make it down to the TGV ticket office where I explain my predicament to the lovely gentleman behind the counter: we bought my ticket online but you need the card's PIN to collect the ticket and after 1 year and a half in Canada my dear Remi has forgotten the PIN so now I can't get my ticket. No problem he says, you can buy a new ticket now with cash and I will reimburse the other ticket to the card. Yes! Finally a pain-free process!
It's now over 2 hours since I landed and I was glad to have planned such a gap between my flight arrival and my TGV departure (plan for about 3 hours because customs would have delayed me even more had they decided to work). I find a bench to rest my weary self while waiting for the train, conscious that another adventure awaits me then. A guy approaches me and asks me to answer a survey on the layout of the airport, the facilities etc. Boy am I keen to give him a piece of my mind! Unfortunately he doesn't care. When I ask him why there are only yes or no questions and no room for comment, he tells me "I have no idea and I don't care, I am only doing this for a week and then I'm back to show business". Hmm. Well I come to the conclusion that they are only interested in statistics and not in constructive ideas or criticisms. Typical.
I start chatting to an older couple of retirees from Massachussets who were waiting on the TGV to Lille and they too have had a horrid experience of this Paris airport and they only had to go from one area of Terminal 2 to another!
My departure platform is finally announced and I make my way to the northern access where
luckily there is an escalator. Everyone on the platform is laden with luggage. The TGV finally arrives and it's time to embark. Two steps up to the carriage and once again no ramp. Since none of the young able-bodied men around me offered to help, I took the liberty of asking one of the guys behind me to lift my suitcase on to the train. He seemed a little taken aback but well, he did it anyway and he didn't complain.
Once on the train came the realisation that there was no designated storage area for the suitcases, the overhead compartments were all already taken so no more room for my hand luggage either and, to top it all off, my seat was on the other end of the carriage with yet another very narrow aisle for me to struggle to move my suitcase through while also carrying all my hand luggage. Great! What an positive experience! I was also second on the train so holding up everyone behind me but even though every single male on the train was dumbly gawking at me, not one of them got off his arse to help me. By the time I made it to my seat I was exhausted and fuming and a young guy who was also struggling behind me helped me to lift my case on to an empty seat. I then had to squeeze past a lady with all my hand luggage to take my seat and did the 2 hour train trip with half an eye on my case which was precariously perched on a seat behind me, the heavy backpack with computer at my feet, and the camera bag and handbag on my lap. Nothing like travelling in style and comfort. I managed to sleep 20 minutes.
By the time I arrived in Lyons my head was spinning and I was exhausted. About 20 minutes
before arrival I struggled back through the carriage with my case but this time without hand luggage so I could manoeuvre it much easier using foot and knee. I set it down facing the door so I could kick it down on to the platform if required. Once on the platform I realised that in the turbulence that surrounded my departure from Montreal, Remi had forgotten to tell me where I was supposed to meet his mother!
I made my way up off the platform via an elevator I managed to find and then headed for the ticketing office where I didn't find her, a couple of waiting rooms where I didn't find her and I finally came across a sign pointing towards "Point de rencontre" (meeting place). I made my way there, circled around a little and lingered somewhere I could be spotted and that is where she finally found me. She was in a tizz after circling around looking for me, she took charge of the trolley and dragged me over to a little cafe where she plonked a strong black coffee and a chocolate croissant in front of me and listened to me vent my frustrations. She also informed me that if I felt up to it later we had been invited for dinner at some friends of hers.
By then it must have been about 12.30 and we set off back to her place for lunch. At 3.30 I crashed and had to sleep. We had both agreed that to get over my jetlag quickly I should try to go to bed at the normal time and sleep through the night so I was not allowed to nap very long.
NOTE: This blog entry was in fact written a couple of days after my arrival in France... I had meant to write more and that is why I delayed publication. Now I realise the entry is long enough as it is. Sorry!
Another note: Some time after my nightmare at CDG airport, I noticed that
Paris Airports actually airs ads on TV reminding us how welcome we all are. If they had won the 2012 Olympic Games bid it would have been a logistical nightmare! Someone needs to be sacked and it's not their advertising department!